By Ike Do you like games? I like games. Let’s play a game. We’re going to play “Guess the Fake.” I’m going to post a few headlines and a clip from each, and you get to guess which one is the fake headline. Only one of the following stories is a fake report. Really. The [...]
By Wink Corporate boards of directors play a really fun game. It is called “How much can we pay ourselves before somebody screams?” This is really a cool game, because nobody ever screams. Nobody seems to really care HOW much corporate execs get paid. Or that they get to determine their own paychecks. Of course, [...]
So I’ve heard, PETA is extremely dissatisfied with Vice President Joe Biden for handing out hot dogs to US troops returning from Iraq on the Colbert Report. “You can’t expect troops to be lean, mean fighting machines if you’re stuffing them with fattening, artery-clogging meat, eggs, and dairy products every day” -Tracy Reiman, PETA Executive [...]
By Wink Hello, and welcome to the new employee orientation for the Smith Company. You are going to love working for the Smith Company. We have been profitable for our entire 75 year run, and we are family-friendly. Several generations of local families have gone to work for us because their mom or dad worked [...]
