Hannity: Well Sarah, nice to have you here today.
Sarah: Nice to be here Sean.
Hannity: You look lovely today, as always.
Sarah: Thank you Sean.
Hannity: No, really. You are really beautiful.
Hannity: Hot, really.
Sarah: You are so nice.
Hannity: Sarah, why is the liberal press so mean to you?
Sarah: I think they hate truth-tellers, Sean.
Hannity: Yep, that’s probably it. Plus you look so great, and I think they are jealous.
Sarah: Thanks. I do my best…
Hannity: Wouldn’t you say liberals control all media except FOX?
Sarah: Yep, I sure would.
Hannity: Is that why you no longer talk to any media outlets other than FOX?
Sarah: Right. The left-wing ‘Gotcha-Patrol’ always asks trick questions, and they don’t give you the best possible answers, not even multiple choice! That is why you are such a good interviewer, Sean. You always let me know the type of answer you are looking for.
Hannity: ‘Slanted journalism.’ That’s what it is. What would you call it Sarah?
Sarah: I have thought about this for a while, Sean, and I have come up with a phrase for it…. ‘Slanted Journalism.’
Hannity: That is insightful, Sarah, but the liberal press will never give you credit for that.
Sarah: Thanks Sean. I think I will twitter that……
(looking down) I …am … inciteful … but … the … liberal … press… never … gives… me… credit.
Hannity: Do you ‘twitter’ because you can avoid liberal spin?
Sarah: I twitter to avoid the liberal spin, Sean.
Hannity: Except for all the liberals, America is the greatest country on Earth. Now I don’t want to put words in your mouth, but wouldn’t you say that?
Sarah: America is the greatest.
Hannity: Isn’t motherhood important to you too?
Sarah: Soccer moms, hockey moms, SUV moms. I just love moms!
Hannity: Well Sarah, I am impressed, but not surprised, by how well you handled the grilling I just gave you.
Sarah: Thanks Sean.
Hannity: It just shows how great you are when the questions are fair and balanced.
Sarah: My pleasure.