Not-a-news-flash… Tens of thousands of Texans have signed a petition to secede from the United States .
Dear Disgruntled Texans:
We are sorry to hear you are so disappointed in the rest of us. Too bad we couldn’t live up to your lofty standards.
Know this: Your efforts to secede will fail. Even within your own state there are people smart enough to know this is a stupid idea.
Also, please stop calling yourself a patriot. You are not a patriot, and not even a good American.
A good American would be proud to pay tax to support their country. Not only do you whine about that, you actually collect more tax dollars than you pay.
This makes you a tax leech. You are, quite literally, a welfare state.
Don’t let the door hit you…