I want to be a president for everybody. I love women. I love the blacks.
I am the most open-minded, the least racist person you will ever meet.
It is with great affection that I tell you that I never again want a Muslim to darken our doorstep. Some bad dudes!
P.S. I am very smart. I know all the words.
P.S. Rosie is fat. Sad!
P.S. Obama wasn’t born in America.
P.S. And he wire-tapped my phones during the election.