The Winkest Link

By Wink

What is it that makes the super-rich different from us? Do you have ‘what it takes’ to be super rich?

I have done some exhaustive research on this topic, and made some startling discoveries. Doubt it if you wish, but statistics never lie, and they tell us that the super-rich…

1. Are Right-handed – Are you right handed? This is a good sign, because most super-rich are right handed. For the left-handed among my readers the lesson is obvious: Those old grade-school nuns had your best interests in mind when they were whacking you with rulers for trying to write left-handed. They only wanted you to have a shot at the big bucks.
2. Are Cheerful – Maybe their cheerfulness is how they got rich. Maybe their wealth is what makes them cheerful. Who knows? It’s the old ‘chicken and egg’ thing…
3. Are Male – Are men just naturally more gifted than women? It must be true, especially when it comes to money. But don’t give up women, you can make your life’s big goal ‘job-satisfaction’ rather than money!
4. Own Nice Homes (often more than one) – This CANNOT be a coincidence. Don’t believe it? Buy a couple of very nice houses and wait to see if the money doesn’t start to roll in!
5. Are Well-spoken – If you trip over your tongue a lot, or the right word never really pops into your head when you most need it, you probably aren’t crazy-wealthy. Don’t beat yourself up over it though, you just weren’t meant to have money.

I hope these tips help pull you out of your cruddy, two-bit existence…

They haven’t worked for me … yet…

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