It is obvious the next Democrat presidential candidate must come up with a different game plan. The last one certainly didn’t work. Here are my suggestions:
– Don’t pay federal tax, and never show your tax returns.
– Dump your spouse for a younger model, then dump that one for an even younger model.
– Cheat on all of your wives, and use sexual assault as part of that process.
– Kiss up to dictators, especially Russians.
– Insult American veterans, prisoners of war, and gold-star families.
– Build fabulous buildings, but declare bankruptcy multiple times to avoid paying the people who build them.
– Make sure your closest advisers are all racist and misogynist.
– Never accept responsibility for anything, including things you have said on live TV.
– Sue, and be sued by, everybody.
– It would help a lot if you are born rich and live a completely self-centered life, then declare yourself a friend to the working-class.
This seems to work with many voting blocs but, most interestingly, it also works with those who declare themselves to be ‘Christian voters.’