Obama

by Wink

When he is trashing-talking, and he has trash-talked everybody, Donald Trump wants to be a D!@&. He is good at it, and proud of that skill.
He likes to think he is charming, and doesn’t necessarily want to be a D!@& all the time. He just is.

This is largely due to his magnificent stupidity, his desire to prove he is always right, his lust to prove he is smart, way smarter than you, and to convince you that he is crazy-sexy too!

Lying is D!@&-ish. ‘The Donald’ can’t breathe two sentences without one of them being an outright lie.

He famously said he could shoot someone in Times Square and people would still vote for him. Only a D!@& would even think of that.

Trump spent years questioning Barack Obama’s birthplace, saying he ‘had people looking into it’ who had discovered amazing things! – D!@&.

Of all people, you, a fat ugly man, spent a lifetime of calling women pigs, commenting on their unattractiveness and obsessing about their ‘blood.’ – Total Total D!@&.

Hiding your tax records from the American public, records you promised to show ‘after audit.’ – D!@&.

The Mayor of London tries to keep citizens calm In the midst of several atrocities. Trump sent multiple cheap shot insult tweets aimed at the mayor, including referring to the mayor as ‘pathetic.’ – D!@&.

His desire to win and maintain power by convincing just enough Americans that the biggest two problems on the planet are Mexicans and Muslims. – D!@&.

The long string of cheap-shot tweets by Trump, insulting Vladimir Putin. HA-HA! Just KIDDING!! His lips are surgically attached to Putin’s rear-end. – D!@&.

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By Wink

I want to be a president for everybody. I love women. I love the blacks.

I am the most open-minded, the least racist person you will ever meet.

It is with great affection that I tell you that I never again want a Muslim to darken our doorstep. Some bad dudes!

P.S. I am very smart. I know all the words.
P.S. Rosie is fat. Sad!
P.S. Obama wasn’t born in America.
P.S. And he wire-tapped my phones during the election.

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UNEMPLOYMENT: When Barack Obama took office on 1/20/2009, unemployment was 7.8%. After eight years of Obama, as of November 16, 2016, unemployment is 4.6%. This means unemployment is down about 41%.

At the height of the recession there were 15.35 million people unemployed. That number currently is 7.40 million unemployed. This means, of course, that nearly 8 million MORE people are working. In raw numbers there are 15 million more people working than at the peak of the recession.
What a nightmare!
STOCK MARKET: When Obama took office the stock market (Dow Jones) was at 7,949.09. On election day 2016 the market had risen to 19,614.81, an increase of 246%. A stock market INCREASE of 246%.

You and I see these numbers and are amazed at how great America is doing after eight years of Obama.

What do Trump voters think? They are pretty certain these have been the worst eight years in the history of the U.S. ‘Awareness’ may not be their strongest attribute.

Among those who voted for Donald Trump, 67% think unemployment went up during Obama’s term in office, and 39% believe the stock market dropped at the same time.

How astute are these people? Not very. Another 40% think Trump won the popular vote. As of now Donald is 2.8 million votes behind Hillary, and counting.

But hey, If you only watch FOX, you almost certainly believe unemployment skyrocketed, the stock market collapsed, and Trump won the popular vote.

FOX manages to keep their viewers angry all the time by giving them ‘FOX-facts.’ A ‘FOX-fact’ is a bit of information, sometimes accurate, often not, designed to aggravate you, and always-always aimed to make Democrats and Liberals look bad.

You know – fair and balanced.

When presented with actual facts Trump voters, like Trump himself, will simply deny them. “I have my own set of facts.”

And don’t even get me started on climate change. This clearly is a total hoax… I made a snowball last year!

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Some soulless bastard in Dallas shot and killed five police officers who were working to keep peace during a ‘Black Lives Matter’ march. Our only consolation is the shooter is dead. (It is W-L policy to not give publicity to murderers, so in life and in death he shall remain nameless here.)

Dallas mourns, America mourns and yes, the marchers mourn. This hideous act only harms the BLM cause.

Remember though, there is always political hay to be made in every tragedy, and all disasters, man-made and otherwise, must be the fault of Barack Obama.

Rep. Roger Williams, R-Texas, said “the spread of misinformation and constant instigation by prominent leaders, including our president” contributed to the shootings.

Rep. Steve King (wingnut-Iowa) said the shooting had roots in the “anti-white/cop events illuminated by Obama.”

Former Republican Rep. Joe Walsh said on Twitter that “Obama’s words & (Black Lives Matter)’s deeds have gotten cops killed.”

The entire conservo-sphere, their mouthpiece FOX network and the above ‘friends’ have, since Obama was elected, insisted that there is now a “war on cops” that apparently never existed prior to 2009. (Black president = “Hate Cops”, right?).

Let us review the facts. During the Obama administration there has been an average of 62 police per year who were intentionally killed. This is a terrible-terrible number.

Perspective is helpful though. How many police, per year, were intentionally killed during the previous administrations?

George W. Bush – 72 (per year)
Bill Clinton – 81
George H. W. Bush – 90
Ronald Reagan – 101

Horrible as is it, the 62 under Obama is BY FAR the lowest in four decades.

Did Reagan hate the police 40% more than Obama? Did he?

Please FOX, find a way to blame the 81 during the Clinton administration on Hillary’s emails or her shrill voice or Benghazi. And get the GOP to hold a minimum of 15 Senate and/or House hearings on it. You can do it!!

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Does it seem like Congress has done nothing for about seven years? That is because Congress has done nothing for about seven years.

It is not a coincidence that this time frame matches the rise of the Tea Party. The Tea Party has no agenda other than f-up the government.

At the beginning of the Obama presidency, in order to wrest Congress from the Democrats, the Republican party was all-too happy to support, under the Republican banner, members of the recently created ‘Tea Party.’ Well, you make a deal with the devil, and you pay the price.

When Republicans took control, Speaker John Boehner actually tried to govern. Boehner is conservative, and has many disagreements with Barack Obama but, like all prior House leaders, negotiated in good faith with Obama and Democrats on budget issues and the like. Common ground was found and budgets were presented to the House.

The Tea Party, which is a tiny minority of Republicans in the House, made sure that none of them passed. None. They even managed to shut down the federal government in October 2013.

Because ‘consistency’ is critical to the Tea Party mindset, they continue to muck up budget negotiations, and we have not had a long-range budget since, only stop-gap ‘keep the government running’ measures.

Ted Cruz is the engine on the ‘jackass train’ that is the Tea Party and, unless you have been in a coma recently, you already know how former House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) feels about Cruz, describing him as: “Lucifer in the flesh” and saying further: “I have Democrat friends and Republican friends. I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life.”

For everyone who has ever met Cruz, the visceral comments by Boehner are not a surprise. There is one Hispanic left in the race for president – Ted Cruz. On April 28 the U.S. Hispanic Chamber of Commerce passed on endorsing him and instead backed John Kasich and Hillary Clinton.

So let us drink a toast to a most miserable son of a bitch, but please don’t blame Lucifer. Satanists do not want to be associated with Ted Cruz. Satanic Temple spokesman Lucien Greaves says Cruz’s failures are a result of his own Christian pandering. Satanists don’t want to give Lucifer a bad name.

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By Wink

I was not a constitutional scholar/U.S. Representative (like Barack Obama). I was not a Rhodes Scholar/governor (Bill Clinton). I was not a congressman/ U.N. Ambassador/CIA Director/U.S. Vice President (George H. W. Bush). Not a nuclear submarine officer/governor (Jimmy Carter). Not even a simple ‘governor’ (Ronald Reagan/George W. Bush).

Nope, I was not any of those things that would naturally provide serious life and/or governing experience.

I am NOT qualified to be President of the United States.

I am, however, much more qualified than a certain ‘Donald Trump.’

The President of the United States has, in a big picture sense, two responsibilities: national affairs and international affairs.

While I am not remotely qualified to be president, I am studious about local, national and international issues.

I have also studied Trumps observations, policy pronouncements and personal history, and have determined conclusively that I am much more well-versed than ‘The Donald’ in both national and international affairs. Far superior.

And yet, I am grossly underprepared to be president.

Trump’s wondrous ability to insult anyone who disagrees with him may not be quite enough to overcome his ignorance of all things foreign and domestic. If ‘lack of tact’ were a presidential skill, Donald could be the next FDR.

He appeals to many Americans though. I presume many Trump supporters (Trumpettes?) are the same people who believe in ‘carpet-bomb diplomacy,’ that more and bigger explosions will eventually get your enemies to see the wisdom of your ways.

Can ‘ego’ overcome knowledge shortcomings?

Comedians have run for president before, notably Pat Paulson and Gracie Allen, but Pat and Gracie were in on the joke.

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With the death of Antonin Scalia, it is now the duty of the President to nominate a new member to the U.S. Supreme Court.

Unfortunately for America, the President is a Democrat, and his name is Barack Obama.

This congress is not capable, mentally, emotionally or otherwise, to do anything but to oppose Barack Obama. ‘Governing’ is a foreign concept.

Senate majority Leader Mitch McConnell has said they plan to block any nomination of a Scalia replacement from President Obama. This is an election year so, humorously, Republican leaders say we should allow the voters an opportunity to have a say in this. (The voters already decided this when they elected Obama in 2008 and 2012.)

It is of note, the last time a Supreme Court position needed to be filled during an election year was 1988. The president was Ronald Reagan, but Democrats controlled the Senate. So what kind of firestorm did the Dems’ work up to delay the confirmation? None. Anthony Kennedy was approved 97-0, with every Democrat voting in favor.

What are the odds, in the current political climate, of a reasonable confirmation process in 2016?

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Regardless, the Winkest Link pick to be nominated, and even to be approved, is Padmanabhan ‘Sri’ Srinivasan.

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Todays quiz: Which GOP presidential candidate said he following? “Discrimination is still a reality, even when it takes different forms. Instead of Jim Crow, there’s racial redlining and profiling. Instead of separate but equal, there is separate and forgotten. Strong civil rights enforcement will be a cornerstone of my administration. And I will confront another form of bias: the soft bigotry of low expectations.”

The answer – George W. Bush, in 2000. Yes, THAT George Bush, sometimes knows as ‘W.’

‘W’, especially compared to his father George H. W. Bush, is not considered among the deepest-thinking presidents. George the younger is perceived as well short of a Rhodes Scholar. Even so, HE was able to articulate something that none of the current crop of GOP presidential candidates, and most conservatives, seem to comprehend.

There are national stories, almost daily, of discrimination, profiling and abuse. The conservative mantra is “these are all isolated incidents.” They never see any discrimination and, besides, that black guy who was shot in the back and the black girl dragged by her hair were probably doing something wrong.

Furthermore, (drum roll please), we have a black president. What more evidence do you need that racism in America is ancient history!!

Never mind that the conserv-o-sphere went bat-s**t crazy when Obama was elected.

He can’t be an American! He must have been born in (what is the blackest place we can imagine?) – Kenya!

Blacks, even conservative blacks, will tell you the stories you hear of discrimination are NOT the exception, if you bother to ask.

In reaction to the constant flow of horrific racial events, someone created the concept of “black lives matter.” Conservatives cannot even put those three words together, and countered with “All lives matter.”

“All lives matter” is an unbelievably tone-deaf response to America’s real race problems. It is worse than a cop-out, it is straight up racist.

To assist the “All lives matter” morons, maybe they would understand the slogan “black lives matter too.” But I doubt it.

Yes, race is an issue, a problem, a big problem. Why is it that non-scholar ‘W’ can grasp this, but American conservatives cannot?

Discrimination is a reality. Ask ‘W’.

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So what’s shakin’ in Oklahoma? All of Oklahoma, that is what. In 2014 the Sooner state had 585 earthquakes magnitude 3 or greater. There were 109 in 2013.

This state must just be earthquake-prone. Or maybe not. Prior to 2008 Oklahoma averaged less than two earthquakes per year. Less than two.

Oklahoma geologists say the 600 times increase is most likely due to fracking – the injection of wastewater from oil and gas production deep below the Earth’s surface. They warn that more horrific earthquakes could be in the offing.

Is there reason to be suspicious of this data? Of course!

First off, the only reliable source for earthquake information is the oil industry, and they say more studies must be done. Second, why on Earth would we trust scientists? Like ‘the press’ they are all liberals, bent on ruining America and (can we be honest here?) scientist are only in it for the fame/glory/money/babes.

Plus, what is the big problem with a few extra earthquakes here and there? I have a nickname for you scaredy-cats….”Quakers.” Get it? Quakers? – Ha!

Let’s get to the real problem here. Oklahoma had 585 magnitude 3+ earthquakes last year, but averaged less that 2 per year prior to 2008? Hmmm. Did anything significant happen in 2008? Oh yeah, that Kenyan, Muslim, earthquake-lovin’ Barack Obama was elected President of these-here United States.

Coincidence? Obviously God is trying to shake Oklahoma into never-again voting for that type of commie. Oklahoma DID vote for Obama, didn’t they?

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