Happy Belated Christmas!
By Wink
We have done an informal and completely unscientific poll. It turns out most of you read Winkest Link well after it has been posted.
To you we say “Happy belated Christmas!”
We hope it was loads of fun.
For those of you in the twin cities of Minneapolis and Cleveland, we hope Santa brought you a sled, because the snow has been mounting up.
To our readers in Miami / San Diego / Honolulu we say “we don’t care HOW your Christmas was, because WE had to deal with all this stinking snow.”
No offense.
Seriously, though, we really don’t mind the snow too much, because it makes Christmas look a lot more Christmassy. (We constantly crave new words, and ‘Christmassy’ is our newest.)
Also, once you get used to driving in snow, it isn’t too much of a challenge. In fact, it is kind of fun if you can avoid the idiots who DON’T know how to drive in snow. Note: Snow driving does not maximize your gas mileage.
Be honest now, which would you rather do around Christmas, sled or sit by a pool? Your answer to this may or may not speak volumes about who you are, but we shall pass judgment anyway…. If you would rather sled, you are cool, exciting and fun. If your answer was ‘sit by the pool,’ you are boring, boring, boring.
P.S. Happy belated Hanukkah to our Jewish friends. May your oil lamps always last longer than you anticipate!
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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