Join us in the “War on Christmas”
Are you a soldier in the “War on Christmas?”
Gosh, we hope so. We need all the help we can get.
We are off to a flying start. We have most business-owners saying “Happy Holidays” rather than “Merry Christmas.”
Next we need to eliminate Christmas trees and any mention of Jesus.
Then we can close the churches. We will only be closing the Christian churches though, because this is a war on Christmas, not on Hanukkah.
Sign up today and beat the “holiday” rush.
Self-admitted morons should stop reading right here. We know you don’t like to ‘over-think’ issues.
Some otherwise-intelligent people have actually started to accept the extremely silly “War on Christmas” argument. You know why? Because it has been repeated endlessly for about ten years.
Repeat even the most outrageous statement enough and people start to believe it. Down is up, black is white, Cheney is honest… repeat, repeat, repeat. Now it is truth!
The most common of several specious arguments is that some businesses use a “happy holiday” greeting rather than “Merry Christmas” when meeting you. This beef is stupid on two levels:
1) The word “holiday” is a contraction of the words holy and day, and originally represented special religious days. Did you spot the words “holy” and “religious” in the previous sentence? So “holiday” is the basis for your alleged war on Christmas???
2) Maybe, just maybe, some of the customers are not Christian. Maybe they have different “holidays”. You can’t always tell just by looking at them. Should we just keep yelling “Merry Christmas” at them until they surrender and become Christians?
By the way, we at Winkest Link would like to wish you a Merry Christmas.
And a happy “whatever-else-you-might-celebrate” because we don’t understand the other religions all that well.
Peace.
