Quotes
In place of a regular post, we at the Winkest Link have decided that everyone needs something to liven up their day. Here are a few of our favorite quotes, funny or enlightening.
“The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.” – Anonymous
“Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.” – Anonymous
“Nature abhors a tattletale.” - Daimyo Kubota
“Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.” - Anonymous
“Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don’t make sense. Refrigerator.” – Anonymous
“Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.” - Mark Twain
Disclaimer: These are not our quotes. For the most part, we don’t know who said them. We take no responsibility over these quotes, and by reading this disclaimer you agree not to sue us.
