Sarah Palin & FOX: We Love the Average!
By Wink
I wanted to title this article “FOX goes Rogue.” Couldn’t do it. Going ‘rogue’ means acting differently than expected. NOTHING could have been more predictable than hiring a shallow right-wing mouthpiece, to compliment all the other shallow right-wing mouthpieces. On the other hand, she is prettier than anyone else on FOX. Oh well…
Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin has signed a deal with Fox News to appear as a contributor on the network.
Now we will all get a chance to see what a ‘regular guy’ she is. We just LOVE regular guys. We want to have a beer with her. “W” can come along too.
Ya know who we hate? Those egg-head ivy-league types who know too much. They are just so show-offy. We hate them. And we don’t trust them. They are always discussing these ‘high-level’ ideas on how to make the world a better place. I don’t understand them about 90% of the time. How can I trust someone I don’t understand?
Also, they ‘deliberate.’ I don’t want deliberation, I want opinions. Fast and easy opinions.
Deliberating is for those who think the world has ‘gray’ areas. There is no ‘gray’. There are two possible opinions: Mine and the wrong one.
Ya know who I DO understand? Sarah Palin and “W”. I know where they are goin’, and what they are doin’ and thinkin’. How do I know? Cuz they just tell me. They tell me they care about America, and I believe them. Average people like me and Sarah love our country. !
I DON’T believe them egg-heads care about America. I just don’t trust ‘em. They act like they don’t even hate foreign countries. They always want to ‘cooperate’ with them and ‘negotiate’ with them. What kind of words are those, ‘cooperate’ and ‘negotiate’? Five-dollar words, that’s what.
C’mon, the only thing you do with foreign countries is scare them! None of this pansy ‘treaty’ crap. History tells you the only thing those foreigners respect is the threat of bein’ blowed-up.
Ya know who ‘gets’ this? Sarah Palin and “W”, that’s who. And pretty much everybody else FOX has ever hired to be a commentator. They all get it.
I am an average guy. I get it too.
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