VP Decision Making

Tuesday, 30 September 2008, 7:00 | Category : Humor, McCain, Politics, Wink
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“McCain’s character, as we have seen with his selection of Sarah Palin as his running mate, is heavy on decisiveness and weak on judgment.”

- Harold Meyerson of The American Prospect

What was the process that resulted in the Palin selection?

Luckily, WinkestLink had a roving reporter on the “Straight Talk Express” during those critical weeks in August 2008. Even more luckily, our reporter absent-mindedly left a tape recorder running on the back of the bus, where….

Senator McCain was alone, talking to himself ….

“Let’s see, I need a good veep candidate.

I want to win.

It would be nice to have someone ideologically similar to me.

Someone I can proudly send to meet foreign dignitaries, preferably someone who already has a relationship with a few friendly nations.

It would sure be a bonus if he had a presence in some ‘difficult’ countries.

Or perhaps someone who has personal experience working in under-developed countries.

Someone who can contribute to the discussion on big international issues.

Someone with experience dealing with Congress, so I can have forward my agenda without having to resort to “LBJ style” arm-twisting.

Someone who is strong in areas where I am weak, to aid my decision-making.

Man, Barack ticked off women by not choosing Hillary… How can I win some of those voters? How about a woman veep for me?

I need one who can steal a few Democrat and Independent votes without pissing-off the crazy right wing of my party. I am dead without the crazy right-wing vote.

I can’t choose someone old like me, I have to add some pizzazz to appeal to younger voters…

People also think I am hotheaded, so maybe someone who is relaxed and calm under pressure.

How many Republican women meet any of that?

Maybe I should just take a woman who looks hot. Aiming for the “Low-IQ vote” got “W” elected twice!

Wait… there is ONE woman… young… hot… smart…. international experience….

But, she has never been in the public spotlight.

Would the liberal press tear her apart?

Do I DARE to pick her? Do I?

The perfect VP is ….  Cindy McCain !!!”

How we ALL wish he had gone with his first hunch…..

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