The Winkest Link

As we see the inevitable big(ger) government coming (at least for temporary purposes), let’s prepare for the evils of socialism.  You see, nothing good has ever come out of socialistic ideas. What has the post office ever done for you? Receiving bills in your mail is pretty crappy, isn’t it? And the same thing goes for police officers. You’ve never been in a car accident, or seen somebody driving dangerously. Why should we fund them with our hard-earned money? And the fire department? Your house has never been on fire. There have never been any major catastrophes that would have been worse without firefighters on the scene, right?

And those libraries! Free knowledge is just wrong, and who reads books anyway?

Let’s make a stand against this socialistic big government! Who’s with me?